WASHINGTON—Saying the opportunity to masterfully execute a difficult parking job was never far from their minds, the nation’s dads confirmed Tuesday a deep yearning for the chance to back a large vehicle into a tight spot. “Oh yeah, I could definitely fit a van back there,” said Maryland father George Packard, echoing the sentiments of […]

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