SPENCER, TN—Frustrated at breaking a three-week streak of alcohol abstinence, a white-tailed deer expressed annoyance Monday upon realizing he could not complete his goal of a Sober October because the apple he had just eaten was fermented. “Oh goddammit, I knew it smelled too good to be nonalcoholic,” said the visibly irritated 3-year-old buck, who […]

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