WASHINGTON—In response to the freezing of federal funds necessary to keep the essential grain operational for millions of Americans, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has, effective immediately, deactivated the nation’s corn for the remainder of the ongoing government shutdown. “Because of the Democrat Party’s reckless decision to shut down the government, we at the USDA […]

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