CHICAGO—In effort to honor the extraordinarily talented and creative individual, a MacArthur ‘genius grant’ was awarded Wednesday to Arkansas man Dale Huggins for his invention of the eatin’ shirt, a big ol’ shirt he puts on before supper so his good shirt doesn’t get all dirty. “All these stains you see here on my eatin’ […]

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