My dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this man and this woman…and this empty wallet and this wiped-out checking account…in the bonds of holy moly, this wedding is expensive ! Ding-dong, loyal readers! Wedding bells are ringing around the Dudek household. (Or maybe that’s the cha-ching of the cash register.) […]

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