WASHINGTON—Attempting to garner camaraderie from a group of regulars at his local watering hole, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth loudly announced Monday that he would be buying everyone in the bar a round of F-22 fighter jets. “Guys, the next round of aeronautic defense systems is on me,” said a visibly inebriated Hegseth, twirling his finger around […]

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