TOLEDO, OH—In response to the holier-than-thou message on their social media feeds, sources reported Friday that a post by local man Jim Boisvert was pretty sanctimonious for someone who had only been sober for a month. “He’s really laying it on thick about not needing alcohol to have fun considering he was absolutely pounding beers as […]

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