WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision opposed only by Justice Neil Gorsuch, who advocated for at least one more serving of the “tasty little crustaceans,” a bloated and moaning Supreme Court ruled Friday that they had eaten too many shrimp. “The court holds that we as a judicial body have consumed far more shrimp than anyone could […]

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