REDMOND, WA—Issuing a warning before the console’s highly anticipated launch this week, Nintendo announced Tuesday that users of the Switch 2 should not remove its protective foreskin. “When unwrapping your new Switch 2, please be careful not to peel off the device’s highly sensitive frenulum,” said Nintendo spokesperson Jason Knight, explaining that the thin, retractable […]

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