KOHLER, WI—Rushing out a statement to reaffirm the executive’s love and respect for the company’s signature plumbing product, Kohler was reportedly doing damage control Tuesday after CEO K. David Kohler admitted to the press that he never uses toilets. “David wouldn’t be in this business if he didn’t believe in toilets,” said Kohler assistant director […]

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