ATHENS, OH—Making a comprehensive determination about her patient almost instantaneously, no-nonsense nurse Mary-Jo McMann was reportedly able to complete a patient’s entire medical chart Thursday after pinching her arm flab once. “I had barely gotten into the examination room when she grabs a chunk of my arm between her thumb and forefinger and is immediately […]

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