BANGKOK—Taking a moment to reflect on the ways in which his time abroad had expanded his horizons, Cleveland native Dan Steifel told reporters Thursday his trip to Asia had given him an entirely new understanding of how soup could be breakfast. “Wow, I finally see how ignorant I’ve been my whole life,” said Steifel, adding […]

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