MINNEAPOLIS—Moved by the animal’s unwavering devotion, sources confirmed Wednesday that local 4-year-old cocker spaniel Biscuit refused to move from the spot where he had killed his beloved owner. “What a unique bond they must have had,” said Janice Meyer, a neighbor of the deceased, explaining how the faithful dog had sat attentively on the blood-splattered […]

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