LONDON—Noting how the new headpiece was much better suited to his royal lifestyle, King Charles III announced Wednesday that he had switched out his 5-pound, solid-gold crown for a more comfortable silicone one.  “Unlike my old crown, this silicone one hugs my head perfectly without digging into my forehead or smushing down my hair,” said […]

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