CHICAGO—Insisting that a demonstration of the form was necessary to display its full force and power, elderly salsa instructor Hector Moreno announced his plan during a Thursday evening introductory class to dance with your girlfriend. “No, no, no—you must do it with passion, great passion,” said the 83-year-old man, who reportedly placed a hand around your […]

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