According to border czar Tom Homan, the Trump administration deported about 139,000 people in its first 100 days. Here is a breakdown of the U.S. deportation process: STEP 1: Authorities confirm suspects’ illegal status by arresting them. STEP 2: “But I’m a citizen!” repeated back to detainees in nasal sing-song voice. STEP 3: Deportees blindfolded […]

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