HONOLULU—Refusing to pull any punches in his appraisal of the shoddy workmanship, vacationing dad David Stayton reportedly had some choice words about his hotel bathroom’s caulking, family sources confirmed Tuesday. “Jeez Louise, looks like it was somebody’s first time taking the caulking gun for a spin,” said Stayton as he grimly surveyed the “disaster zone” […]

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