According to the CDC, more than one quarter of U.S. adults suffer from seasonal allergies. The Onion shares tips for managing allergic rhinitis symptoms. Try a nasal-removal spray.  Politely ask the flowers in your neighborhood to stop blooming.  Ask ADT about their anti-ragweed security systems. Teach the trees in your area that sexual reproduction is […]

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