GARLAND, TX—Rambling on about how she had always harbored “feelings, um, you know, like, the romantic kind” for him, area woman Kayla Sullivan was reportedly losing steam while professing her love to her crush Tuesday because she thought he would’ve said “Shut up and kiss me!” by now. “When I imagined it in my head, […]

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