WASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the country had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. protester in a daring overnight raid. “Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an […]

The post Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid appeared first on The Onion.