AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to anyone who has ever watched Will And Grace. “Anyone who watched Will And Grace, the sitcom that revolutionized the popular depiction of homosexuality in the United States in […]

The post Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’ appeared first on The Onion.