FORT WAYNE, IN—Boasting that she could already tell the two would produce beautiful babies, local senile grandma Deborah Hansen tried to set her grandkids up with each other, alarmed sources confirmed Monday. “You know, my lovely granddaughter here likes computers just like you do, and she’s single,” Hansen reportedly told her 29-year-old grandson Zach while […]

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