WASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all groggy Wednesday after staying up past 8:30 p.m. for President Donald Trump’s address. “Oh God, I can’t believe I slept through daybreak,” said 85-year-old Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-MD), one of hundreds of dazed senators and representatives who […]

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