CHICAGO—Packing as closely together as possible to avoid losing their spots on the platform, passengers at the Chicago Transit Authority’s Clark and Division station reportedly rushed to an arriving train’s doors Friday like rat babies nursing at their mother’s teats.  Sources confirmed that as the riders gathered before the slowing train’s doors, they instinctively huddled […]

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