In an effort to win back customers and boost profits, Starbucks’ new CEO Brian Niccol is implementing sweeping changes. Here is a selection of the innovations Niccol is making. Baristas will use Sharpies to get high at work again Introducing new seasonal menu items like the Ground’s Thawed So We Can Finally Bury Grandma Day […]

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