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Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing

BOSTON—In a new study conducted to examine the effects of high-octane vehicles on getting her back once and for all, researchers have concluded that revving the engine of a Corvette convertible outside your ex-girlfriend’s office is the best way to show her what she’s missing. “According to our data, the efficacy of pulling up to […]

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