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Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon

MURRIETA, CA—Reiterating his unwavering message about the importance of staying quiet during the cool parts of the movie, local boyfriend Sean Cohen reportedly didn’t want to talk Monday during the scene where they’re blowing up the Pentagon. “Shh, babe—the helicopter is doing something,” Cohen said to his girlfriend, swatting the air with a vague “keep […]

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