DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering when one is not listening to golden-era Supertramp. “I was recently lent a remastered version of Breakfast In America, and it went down […]

The post Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp appeared first on The Onion.