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Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either

CHICAGO—As he drifted in and out of consciousness and glimpsed memories of your eyes widening in horror, sources confirmed Tuesday that honestly, the man you recently saw get hit by a bus can’t stop thinking about you either. According to witnesses, it might surprise you, but the severely injured man whose face has been frozen […]

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