NORTH HEMPSTEAD, NY—Expressing relief after witnessing her become more confident and outgoing, sources confirmed Tuesday that a new preschool was really doing wonders for local mother Ellen Cline’s social skills. “Ever since preschool started back up after the holidays, Ellen is having fewer outbursts and is generally much happier,” said Cline’s aunt, Stacy French, noting […]

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