SAN FRANCISCO—In an emergency press conference at which she issued a stark warning to the nation, panicked Pottery Barn president Monica Bhargava announced Friday that the home furnishing chain had lost control of the wicker. “We long thought we could control the wicker, weaving it into whatever refined and relaxing form we desired, but we […]

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