Reading List

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts from The Onion RSS feed.

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

WASHINGTON—Hampering the chief justice’s efforts to swear him in for a second term, President-elect Donald Trump autographed the inaugural Bible before handing it back to John Roberts, sources confirmed Monday. “There you go—all yours,”  said Trump, who took the Bible from Roberts, pulled a Sharpie out of his suit pocket, opened the book, and scribbled […]

The post Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts appeared first on The Onion.