WASHINGTON—Watching in horror as the hulking feline pounced on the commander-in-chief scampering across the White House lawn, officials confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden was batted around by a relentless giant cat. “Hey, kitty, kitty—please, no!” said Biden, who looked desperately over his shoulder in search of his Secret Service detail and yelped out in […]

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