STANFORD, CA—In response to seeing what the pollinators were capable of in the 1991 coming-of-age drama, ecologists at Stanford University issued a statement Monday calling for the extinction of bees after they watched My Girl. “Upon observing the heartbreaking scene in which Macaulay Culkin’s character Thomas J. is attacked and ultimately killed by a swarm of […]

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