ABILENE, KS—Holding their loved ones close in astonishment as they witnessed thehistory-making broadcast, an emotional nation reportedly gathered outside a Main Street television store Friday to watch  a monster truck land on a smaller truck. “Oh my gosh, I never thought I’d see something like this in my lifetime—honey? Honey, look at what Slingshot is doing,” […]

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