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Office Shooter Too Grossed Out To Kick Down Door Of Lactation Room

CLEVELAND—Stalled in a panic after his planned rampage hit an unexpected snag, area office shooter Zachary Carter was reportedly too grossed out Friday to kick down the door of his workplace’s lactation room. “Oh God, yuck—I feel like I can smell the lactation. I don’t know if I can do this,” said the pale and […]

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