CHARLESTON, SC—Retreating from the banquet table to deliberate the virtues of roundhouse kicks to the head and submission choke holds, a group of local gentlemen retired to the parlor to continue their discussion of a kickass UFC fight alone, sources reported Monday. “Ladies, please excuse us, but we must extract ourselves to consider matters of […]

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