PALM SPRINGS, FL—Nervously tossing his turned-off phone out of arm’s reach, an anxious Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he was spending election night watching old Gilmore Girls episodes in bed. “I can’t deal with all this election stuff, so I’m just going to ignore it all and binge Gilmore Girls,” said the former president, […]

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