GREEN BAY, WI—Completely ignoring a tackle for loss on the field, Fox Sports NFL announcer Tom Brady began to break down exactly why the jiu jitsu instructor now dating his ex-wife would never be able to please her. “Just look at this guy, from a physical and a mental standpoint, he just doesn’t have what it takes and […]

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