PROVIDENCE, RI—Feeling too overwhelmed by the myriad options to make a decision, area hostage-taker Jason Harmon reportedly asked negotiators Thursday what people usually demand. “I thought a demand would just come to me after I pulled out my gun and ordered everybody to get on the fucking ground, but truth be told, I’m still feeling […]

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