ACTON, MA—Finding a massive disparity in driver savviness across different parts of the road, a report released Monday confirmed that the cars in the other lane were all a bunch of suckers. “Look at those rubes just inching along like a funeral procession while this lane’s zipping past ’em like the Indy 500,” the report […]

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