PHILADELPHIA—Pummeling the hanging piece of meat repeatedly with profanities and jabs, former President Donald Trump was reportedly training for the presidential debate Tuesday by arguing with a side of beef. “You’re a terrible side of beef—maybe the worst side of beef I’ve ever seen,” said Trump, who wiped sweat off his brow from the exertion […]

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