Sabrina Carpenter, the artist behind summer hits “Espresso” and “Please Please Please,” recently released her highly anticipated sixth studio album, Short n’ Sweet, to critical acclaim. The Onion shares what you need to know about the singer.  Birth Name: Disney Project 874C Genre: Blonde Height: 6-foot-7 with a 7-foot wingspan Vocal Style: Precision-tooled breeziness Songwriting Technique: Gun pointed at Jack Antonoff  […]

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