BALTIMORE—Crossing his arms in frustration at the humiliating requirement, Danny Combes, a local man who had chicken wings for dinner at Shannon’s Pub and Grille, was forced to sit on a large beach towel for the whole car ride home, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Danny enjoyed his big, messy meal of bone-in hot wings, but he […]

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