VIRGO SUPERCLUSTER—Cursing with frustration at the unforeseen inconvenience, 8 billion residents of Earth told reporters Wednesday that the planet had been towed and impounded after being illegally parked in the Milky Way. “Oh goddammit, that’s my whole day ruined,” said 43-year-old Dan Levitz, one of billions of Earth dwellers who awoke to the sound of […]

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