SHENZHEN, CHINA—Wandering nude among the hollowed-out foundations where apartment buildings and factories once stood, Chinese citizens reported Friday that their nation had been reduced to a barren wasteland after exporting every last physical object in the country. “We turned quite the profit after we sold our car, clothes, furniture, and house—which was shipped as a […]

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