SEATTLE—Reiterating his staunch commitment to the dignity and privacy of his patients, area ob-gyn Dr. Paul Wasserman assured patient Tina Quincy on Friday that he respected doctor-slut confidentiality. “I swore a Hippocratic Oath that requires me to keep any hookups, make-out sessions, or wild one-night stands you’ve engaged in strictly between you and me, so […]

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