KNOXVILLE, TN—Telling viewers to nut the hell up because the channel wasn’t fucking around, Home and Garden Television announced Friday that it had released a new show called Straight White Gentrifiers. “Big news HGTV fans: We’re done acting like total fucking pussies, and this September, Straight White Gentrifiers is going right for the jugular,” said HGTV programming executive Loren […]

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