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Pete Buttigieg Trapped Beneath Derailed Model Train
WASHINGTON—Trapped beneath nearly five pounds of aluminum and plastic, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg was reportedly unable to move Thursday after his body was pinned beneath a derailed model train. “Oh God, help me—somebody help!” said Buttigieg, who cried out in pain and anguish as he lay on a plush area…