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Traditional 10,000-Calorie Sumo-Style Dinner Leaves American Tourist Writhing In Hunger
TOKYO—Grasping his stomach and grimacing at the end of the meal, local American tourist Aaron Messner complained to reporters Wednesday that he had hoped to enjoy a time-honored Japanese culinary experience, but his 10,000-calorie sumo-style dinner had left him writhing in hunger. “Oh God, I can’t believe all we got…